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Sex life in 9ja
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

Unser Twi-Lehrer scheint ja ein witziger Typ auf Facwebook zu sein:

Prince Owusu Banahene Sarkodie
A pastor married an uneducated jealous woman. One day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the parlour, “Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, joy and grace into my life.” She quickly ran into the parlour with a frying pan, hit him on the head and said; I knew you were a player and a fake pastor! You’ve just prayed for all your girlfriends, you think I did not hear you eh, Who the hell
are Mercy, Joy and Grace??

Ich kenne da noch Prudence und.....

Und dann wären da noch Love, Faith und Hope.

Treffen sich zwei froschdamen. Die eine hat jede Menge Pflaster im Gesicht. Da fragt ihre Freundin: "Was hast Du denn gemacht?" "Ich habe einen Knallfrosch geküsst."

Prince Owusu Banahene Sarkodie
Newly married man asked his grand father: "You are 70yrs old now, but u still call grand mum Darling, Honey, Luv. What is the secret? Grand father: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I'm scared 2 ask her.

Arzt
Ein Arzt hatte gerade Sex mit seinem Patienten und ein total mieses Gewissen.
*plopp* kommt das Teufelchen auf die rechte Schulter: "Hey, komm. Mach dir nicht so viele Sorgen. Viele Ärzte hatten schon Sex mit
Patienten..."
Der Engel auf der linken Schulter unterbricht: "Ja, aber du bist Tierarzt alter...Tierarzt...

Nein, genau so war es. Hab ich dochgewusst, das der Dir gefällt.

Hier mal wieder ein Facebook-Posting von unserem coolen Twi-Teacher

Prince Owusu Banahene Sarkodie

A woman and her 7years old son were inside a trotro. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing by the roadside. The Boy asked; Mummy, what are all those women doing?. His Mother replied; They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.
The trotro driver turned around and said; Why don't you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money. The Boy's eyes got wide and asked; Mummy is that true?. His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; Yes. After a few minutes, the boy asked; Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?. She replied; Most of them become trotro drivers....

Suche Mann mit Pferdeschwanz.

Frisur egal.